About Us
Dining
Enjoy a complimentary continental breakfast of spam, egg bake (with spam), Coors Light, and a variety of hot drinks. The lounge is available in the afternoon for guests to relax with a book, tea and coffee, and a variety of snacks. If this does not satisfy your pallet, we have a wonderful selection of freshly killed rare and endangered meats procured by the namesake of this establishment.
Amenities
We offer a variety of amenities to make your stay with us as comfortable as possible. Cable is available in every room with the option of pay-per-view movies. We provide complimentary high-speed internet access. In the event cable or internet access is down, our house-boy Vegas will gladly do a little dance for your evening pleasure.
100% Satisfaction Guaranteed
Whether this is your first visit, or you have been a guest many times, we want your experience to be excellent. Nothing says "we care" quite like our complimentary dry tug. Simply fantastic!